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C-Can someone tell me....

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!

I wake up, and everything's fine, right? Well, as fine as it gets here- and here I am, letting Piers, uh, my Buizel swim to burn off energy, and all over the feed there's stuff that shouldn't be happening!

There's a lady making it snow somewhere, another one shooting of LIGHTNING, and another talking about not being human anymore, like that's normal for them!

I...I'm losing my mind. That's it. I've finally cracked under the insanity of this place. There's no other reasonable explana- [SPLASH! In his worked up state, Wirt has fallen in the pond he's taken his Pokemon to.]

AIEEEEEEE! [He flails a bit, the fear of drowning nicely ingrained in him. Luckily, it's really shallow where he fell in, and he realizes this, as he calms, sitting there. In his flailing, he's managed to get a lily pad on his head.]

.....Great. [But it's not over! A Froakie, seemingly out of nowhere, with a dandy pair of socks and a top hat, jumps up onto Wirt's head and begins to sing!]

B-But...you're not...!