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Um, h-hello? This thing’s a smart phone, right? I, uh...still use a flip phone... I mean, I lost mine, and this one’s totally different! Haha, yeah...

Um, anyway, I’m kinda...supposed to be in the hospital right now. Greg and I were supposed to stay the night for observation. B-But I just woke up in some crazy lady’s house! She said she was my mom, and she clearly wasn’t my mom, and then she threw me out the door! Now this cotton bird thing won’t leave me alone! It keeps trying to wipe my face too-! [He stops to bat a cotton wing away.] THERE’S NOTHING ON MY FACE!

[He takes a few deep breaths.]
L-Look, I just....I just had a really rough time and all, and I really just...wanna go home or at least back to the hospital? This thing says it’s broadcasting to a network...can anyone even hear me? Seriously, this is the weirdest phone...