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[the_pilgrim]

C-Can someone tell me....

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!

I wake up, and everything's fine, right? Well, as fine as it gets here- and here I am, letting Piers, uh, my Buizel swim to burn off energy, and all over the feed there's stuff that shouldn't be happening!

There's a lady making it snow somewhere, another one shooting of LIGHTNING, and another talking about not being human anymore, like that's normal for them!

I...I'm losing my mind. That's it. I've finally cracked under the insanity of this place. There's no other reasonable explana- [SPLASH! In his worked up state, Wirt has fallen in the pond he's taken his Pokemon to.]

AIEEEEEEE! [He flails a bit, the fear of drowning nicely ingrained in him. Luckily, it's really shallow where he fell in, and he realizes this, as he calms, sitting there. In his flailing, he's managed to get a lily pad on his head.]

.....Great. [But it's not over! A Froakie, seemingly out of nowhere, with a dandy pair of socks and a top hat, jumps up onto Wirt's head and begins to sing!]

B-But...you're not...!

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video, 1/3

[fourleafcleaver]

[turns video feed on

starts saying something—]

[fourleafcleaver]

[the frog is singing.


t...turns off video feed......]

video, done!

[fourleafcleaver]

[All right, no, give her a minute to absorb this and Clover turns the feed back on. Everything is absolutely ridiculous and she feels for this poor kid.]

If it makes you feel any better, it's not just you and you're probably not crazy.

Re: video, done!

[the_pilgrim]

....Thanks, I guess.

[fourleafcleaver]

Look, I dunno what else you want me to say here. The weird doesn't come with an off switch.

[the_pilgrim]

...I need a safe house from it all or something...I'm losing my mind!

[fourleafcleaver]

Lemme know if you find one, 'cause I think I've given up on anything making sense here.

...But that might not even work, the way people keep ending up one place one second and another the next. [She accompanies this with the most put-upon sigh.]

[the_pilgrim]

Oh, great! Teleportation, too!

[fourleafcleaver]

Right? I could maybe deal with it if we had any control over it, but nope! The hotel room one second, the great outdoors the next, and then it's welcome to some kinda brand-new backwater town you've never actually been to! I'm pretty sure I hate this place.

[the_pilgrim]

That's it. I'm going back to the hotel room and hiding under the bed.

[fourleafcleaver]

Lemme know how it goes. Be careful you don't end up trying to crawl under there and ending up in a cave crawlspace.

[the_pilgrim]

Y-Yeah, okay...